A prominent Canadian doctor was visiting an American hospital. During his tour of the floors, he passed a room where a male patient was openly and vigorously masturbating.

"My GOD," said the visiting MD, "that's disgraceful. What is the meaning of this?"

The local doctor that was leading the tour explained "I'm afraid this man was diagnosed with a very unusual, yet serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't relieve himself in this manner at least five times a day, he has to endure incredible pain and the potential rupture of his testicles."

"Oh, yes... of course," replied the visiting doctor, as if he were quite familiar with the condition.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a male patient a blow job.

"GOOD GOD!" exclaimed the Doctor, "How do you explain this?"

The American doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."