The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I.

Her hair was so soft her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how, but I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did it I felt so shame
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's all finished it's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.